We have a winner!
Without further ado, let me congratulate Phillip Patriakeas (@Dinoguy1000) for winning the inaugural Shady Characters contest! Phillip’s name was picked at random from the set of all commenters on the original competition post, plus all those who replied to, retweeted, or marked as favourite the tweet announcing the contest. Phillip’s copy of Hiatus № 1 will be winging its way to him very soon.