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It’s almost here! Face with Tears of Joy will be published in the US on the 1st of July and in the UK on the 17th of July. (World Emoji Day, in other words, but I didn’t have to tell you that, did I?)

Thye book "Face with Tears of Joy", showing the face with tears of joy emoji throughout emoji history
Face with Tears of Joy. (W. W. Norton, 2025.)

My publisher, W. W. Norton, will be running a giveaway for US readers in due course, but in this post I’m giving non-US readers the chance to win one of two free copies of the book! To enter the giveaway, leave a comment on this post with a valid email address so that I can contact you in the event that you win.

The con­test will close at noon UK time on Sunday 6th July 2025, so make sure you enter be­fore then. After that I’ll pick two win­ners from the list of all entrants, and I’ll get in touch to arrange free postage of your prize. See below for terms and conditions, and good luck!

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Miscellany № 109: the terror of the full stop

First: can I interest you in a periodic table of emoji? As I wrote last time, I had a lot of fun putting one together and I hope you’ll get a kick out of it too. If you scroll past the table itself, you’ll find copious details on what it is, how it works, and why I put together.


The invention of the numeric telephone keypad will be a familiar subject to long-time readers of Shady Characters, thanks largely to its promotion of the hash mark, or octothorpe (#). More recently, in Empire of the Sum, I wrote about the simple “ten-key” adding machines that appeared from the turn onwards, and how their familiar 3 × 3 + 1 keypad may have influenced the later telephone layout. This is pretty plain to see: put a calculator and a Touch-Tone telephone next to each other, and you’ll see that the main distinction between the two is that the top and bottom rows of their respective keyboards are transposed.

Even so, I didn’t dig too deeply into the history of those ten-key adders. I was intrigued, then, by Francesco Bertelli’s “brief history of the numeric keypad”, as published at a new design website called DOC, in which Bertelli explains where the first ten-key adder keypad came from:

In 1914, David Sundstrand, a Swedish-born American man, filed patent №1198487 under the name Sundstrand Corporation. […] He rearranged the keys in a more “logical, natural configuration.” It was based on a 3×3 layout, beginning with 789 at the top and a larger 0 at the bottom. It could be operated with one hand, which made it “the fastest keyboard of all adding machines.”

There’s lots more to read on the subject in Bertelli’s article, and the art direction is excellent too.


*takes out pipe, leans back in armchair* When I was much younger, sonny, I was a guest on Michael Rosen’s Word of Mouth programme on BBC Radio 4. We discussed the history of punctuation in general, and detoured to take in some less well-known symbols such as the interrobang and the many irony marks that have come and gone over the years.

It was a pleasure, then, to hear a recent episode in which Michael talks to Christian Ilbury, a lecturer at the University of Edinburgh, about changes in punctuation practice. One topic in particular stuck out: the death of the full stop, which Michael and Christian discuss at around 7:30 into the programme. Only as Christian says, and as we’ve seen here before, it’s a little more nuanced than that. The medium of the instant message, with its self-contained text bubbles or other graphical affordances, means that a full stop isn’t always needed to end a message.

In turn, we might then wonder what someone means when they use a full stop in a medium that doesn’t need them. This is also something we’ve touched on here (in fact, in 2013 I talked to Ben Crair of the New Republic on exactly this topic), but the consensus seems to be that an unnecessary full stop can come across as somewhat aggressive. Apropos of an intriguing social media post by Unseen Japan, a website on Japanese culture and current affairs, I now learn that the combative full stop has made it to Japan as well.* It reads:

A Japanese app wants to end so-called “full-stop harassment” (maru-hara). The Simeji mobile keyboard will help translate sentences ending in periods to ones ending in emojis so older texters don’t scare young Japanese who say full stops in SMS are “scary.”

What a prospect! Are full stops (‘。’) so disturbing to younger Japanese people that they must be removed at all costs? Which emoji might we use instead? Unfortunately, this single social media post is as far as it goes. I’d love to learn more, so if any Japanese speakers can shed more light on the story, please leave a comment!

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Japan Times reported on the issue of maru-hara at the end of last year. 

Presenting the Shady Characters Periodic Table of Emoji

I have made a thing! Head over to emoji.shadycharacters.co.uk to peruse the Shady Characters Periodic Table of Emoji.

What do I mean by a periodic table of emoji? Well, I answer that question in some detail in the notes under the table itself, but briefly, I wanted to see if I could use a table to tell us something about how emoji are perceived. Which emoji are positive? Which are negative? Which ones convey sentiments that match their appearances, and which deviate from them?

As such, I borrowed the basic principles behind the periodic table of the elements — that is, arrange items in rows and columns according to their properties — and applied them to emoji instead. In the chemical table, elements are arranged in columns according to the number of electrons in their outer shells and in rows according to their total number of electron shells. In my table, emoji are placed in rows according to their category (which are then sorted according to popularity) and from left to right according to how positive or negative they are.

If you’d like to learn more, there’s much more to be read about how I built and arranged the table over at the other site.


Wait, I hear you say, wasn’t there already a periodic table of emoji? Yes, there is. It’s this one here, which depicts a collection of “sinister emoji” that are apparently used as codes for various kinds of drugs, violence, sexual practices, extremism and other such things. It went lightly viral in parenting circles a few months back.

To be pedantic (and hey, this is a punctuation blog at heart, even if I urge you not to be too prescriptive about it), this other table is a periodic table in shape only. While the emoji in each column are related to one another, the arrangement of the rows appears to be more or less arbitrary. Speaking personally, moreover, I find it quite difficult to worry overmuch about the use of emoji as code words for drugs or other such things — as I write in Face with Tears of Joy,* it’s hard to blame emoji for being used in nefarious ways, or human beings for using them that way. It’s a bit like blaming words for having meanings.

All that said, I hope that there’s room for another periodic table of emoji. One that, I hope, can show emoji in a more positive light. (And a neutral one, and a negative one!) Head to emoji.shadycharacters.co.uk to take a look at the table yourself, and let me know what you think in the comments!

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The reviews are in for Face with Tears of Joy

Cover for "Face with Tears of Joy", showing the face with tears of joy emoji throughout emoji history
Cover of Face with Tears of Joy. (W. W. Norton, 2025.)

The reviews for Face with Tears of Joy have started to come in, and I am happy (and relieved) to say that reviewers seem to be enjoying the book quite a bit! Here are a few quotes:

Houston chronicles the rise of the emoji in this fun romp through the evolution of digital language…equal parts informative and delightful.

An excellent read for those interested in history, technology, and the global scale of digital communication…Houston writes with humor and an easy-going tone, plus a pace that is smooth and seems effortless, keeping readers engaged.

A pleasurable and well-researched journey into pop iconography…Houston knows that any language whose mascot is a smiling poop pile can be treated only so seriously, so the text is charmingly filled with emoji as illustrations and within sentences, making it both a product of a new way of communicating as well as a study of it.

Face with Tears of Joy on 99% Invisible

I’ve always really enjoyed 99% Invisible, Roman Mars’ long-running podcast about design, which makes it all the more special to have appeared on three different episode in the past — on the octothorpe (#), the interrobang (‽), and pocket calculators respectively. Now, to mark the publication of Face with Tears of Joy, I’m pleased to say that I’m on it again!

This time round, for episode 626, Talon Stradley takes a look at the legal ramifications of emoji, and specifically a case in Saskatchewan, Canada, in which a farmer who responded to a text message about a contract with a thumbs-up emoji was found to have agreed to that contract despite denying having done so. The 99PI crew talk to Eric Goldman, a law professor at Santa Clara University, who specialises in technology law. I cited Goldman’s work in the book, and his blog is an excellent introduction to the subject of emoji in the courtroom.

I pop up at around 17 minutes into the episode for a chat with Roman not about the legality or otherwise of emoji, but instead about this: the poop emoji (💩). For ten glorious minutes, we shoot the shit about this most egregious of emoji. And honestly, I really enjoyed it. The poop emoji is only a supporting actor in Face with Tears of Joy, really, and it was fun to dive into the evocative history of this one particular symbol. Have a listen to the episode here! I hope you enjoy it.